Strawberry latte? what the...?!?!

This was my thought as I found myself reading the menu at a local Dunkin' Donuts the other day. Being the official coffee addict that I am, I woke up that morning wanting my black liquid, practically yearning for a taste of it. So I rushed to the nearest Dunkin' Donuts (no Starbucks cerca,and like they say, a falta de pan, casabe) y he aqui un resumen of what happend next:

-Me :"Hi, um let me get a medium latte, please"
- Old man with a very deep unknown accent:
"A medium latte...what flavour?"
-"Flavour...? Uhh...regular coffee?"

-Caramel?

-Not caramel, just normal coffee...
-(annoyed expression on his face) "No listen to me! you want a latte, right? what flavour do you want it? Caramel, Strawberry, Chocolate...just read the menu and choose (impatient look).

Ustedes se imaginan my thought at this point: oh no he didnt just give me that look!

hell no!

- No you listen to me sir! I want a regular latte , just normal plain black coffee with milk, with nothing else! I want no flavour, no caramel and specially, no strawberry on my coffee. Black coffee with milk, put together. That's it. Go it?!!

-So a medium latte, no flavour?

-YES!!

So sue me for been a wierdo and still like my traditional old-fashion black unflavored coffee.

Idiots! Gosh.... (Napoleon Style)

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